I decided to call the August Glossybox the LOL edition because of the shitty fucking makeup bag. But we’ll get to that and the end of the post. You’re gonna piss your pants when you see it. Glossybox, I’m sorry. Buttttttttt, it’s a bit of a joke.
Can I get a drum roll please?
OKAY HERE GOES. ddddddddddddd. I don’t know what to type to make a drum roll. Let me Google it. BRB.
Oh dear. Google failed me. The best it could come up with was *drumroll*. So I’ll guess we’ll go with that. Sorry.
Glossybox August 2016
WildCow Invigoration Body Lotion.
We know how we feel about body lotion. WE FEEL BAD ABOUT IT. It’s boring. Although this one smells nice. It wiffs of Lemongrass, Ginger and Rosemary. But it’s still boring. I rub it on my body ohh this the most fun I’ve had in years. IM KIDDING ITS BORING AND I HATE IT.
This was a sample size. Thank God for that. The full size is worth twenty quid apparently. Oh dear.
Mudmasky Facial Detox Purifying Recovery Mask
I love face masks, but I’m too lazy to actually apply them. The story of my life is intending to do things that are good for me and my body, but not actually doing them because I’m lazy. Pants.
Anyway, this has all-natural ingredients and contains no parabens. It’s great for detoxifying your skin and will refine and tighten pores as well as hydrate, brighten and smooth skin.
MUA Eyeshadow Palette.
Apparently, you could pick which one you wanted but I missed the memo. I always do. I was sent the Glitterball one which I’m really happy with. I did get a MUA undressed palette in a previous Glossybox and it’s become my go-to palette on a daily basic now that my Naked 3 has hit pan in all the wrong places.
This little beauty is stunning. I’m in love with it. It’s so pigmented and I’ll probably do a separate post on it. LOVE. ENJOY. DO LIKE.
Spa To You Deep Pore Facial Cleaning Bush
I love these types of brushes, although I’ve only ever seen the battery powered ones. This is great for me because I’m way too lazy to charge.
These brushes help to buff away dead skin cells and keep your face feeling soft and silky. The brushing is also said to help improve circulation in the face which has about a million benefits but I can’t remember one of them right now because I’m drunk.
I’ll be using this. Thumbs up.
Rae Feather Mini Monogram Pochette.
LOL. POCHETTE. Fuck you pochette. This is the worst thing ever. It’s apparently by a super duper sought after brand that’s popular with fashion bloggers and celebs. Well, I’m those things and I’ve never heard of it. Okay, I’m not any of these things but I read a lot of blogs and I’ve never come across Rae Feather.
Rae Feather needs to get a reality check. So do Glossybox. Because they have sewn together this really cheap looking canvas bag that has hole in it and 3 strings hanging out, stuck on a cheap looking GLOSSYBOX logo and rekon it’s worth twenty pounds. TWENTY OF YOUR GOOD BRITISH POUNDS.
I wouldn’t pay £2 for this pochette.
£20 ( LOLOLOLOLOLOL )
HAHAH. I can’t even end this properly.
I did a video of an unboxing, too. Watch it here:
YAY palette and face brush. The rest is no.
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