Remember when I posted about the March Glossybox last month and titled it WORST BOX EVER? Well, the trend continues with another box of doom.
I can’t believe they have done this to me. After about 5 solid months of fantastic boxes, they’ve suddenly gone downhill.
I’m bitter, internet friends. Mainly because Glossybox often tease you in the leaflet with something that it’s going to be in the next months box. It’s usually something really good and I was looking forward to getting my hands on this product.
Imagine my disappointment when I opened the box to an underwhelming sample size of the product I had been waiting for.
*flips a table*
Glossybox April 2016
STYLonon Temporary Henna Tattoos.
I might like these if I was 12. There have been gold tattoos in a Glossybox before and I never used them.
I’m sure some people will love them but I’m just too old for this kind of stuff. Oh God, I’m turning into that person.
Essence Mosaic Compact Powder
This is actually a nice product. Although, I’ve said before that I kind of think that Glossybox use Essence as a way to get an extra full size product in the box as they’re really cheap. I mean, Essence are cheap products, not Glossybox are cheap. Though they were turning out to be cheap skates.
I’ve had loads of Essence products through Glossybox but kind of feel like I want the box to be high end or brands I’ve not heard of before – or brands from different countries.
The Body Shop Oils Of Life Intensely Revitalising Facial Oil
This is the product that made me rage! It was featured in last months leaflet as the featured product for this box, and Glossybox sent out a news letter about it!
And here it is. A tiny 7ml sample.
This oil sounds lovely though, it’s lightweight and helps revive your complexion. I would have loved to have tried a bigger sample as 7ml isn’t going to last long at all! Stupid Glossybox.
Leighton Denny Expert Nails
This one actually looks decent. NOW WE’RE TALKING.
I’m the type of person that can sit and do nothing for hours. But then as soon as I put nail varnish on, you can guarantee that I want to DO ALL THE THINGS RIGHT NOW. But can’t. Because I’ll smudge my nails. So I wait for what feels like a lifetime and then still end up smudging them.
This little guy offers to save the day – as simply spraying over your nails can make them dry in seconds. Winner.
Studio 10 Brow Lift Perfecting Liner
Do you know how hours I spend a week colouring in my eyebrows?
The answer is: NONE.
So you can see how much use I’m going to get out of this double-ended brow pencil. Though I guess if I could be bothered to draw on my eyebrows, I’d fancy this pencil as it has a coloured end to shape and colour in the brows, and a highlighter on t’other end.
I’m trying to be enthusiastic here…
I literally have no words.
Does anyone have a joke? PLEASE TELL ME JOKES. I need my mood boosting after that.