Ok, firstly to my housemate, Christine. If you’re reading this post then you must leave.
You already have enough coats and I don’t want to encourage you to buy more. You have more coats than I have grapes in the fridge.
Okay, now that’s over with let’s have a talk about coats.
The weather is dooooom lately. It was hailing here a second ago. Boo, England. You suck.
I’m not very rich in coats. I own 3. A red one, a grey one and a fake leather one. I only wear the grey and leather one. I sometimes feel like I’m not very well prepared for English weather. Generally, I don’t use the outside part of the world, apart from if I’m running.
I drive. Usually I’m in my work suit or sports wear to go to the gym. But over the past few months I’ve been trying this outside thing out a bit more.
I’ve even started getting a bus into the centre rather than a taxi! I’m so pretty street wise in 2016.
To celebrate this small victory of me merging with the real world and being on the outside, I’ve been considering getting myself a new coat so when they humans look at me they’ll think I look good and accept me as one of them. Or something like that.
Those coats above are the finalists. Clap them plz.
I think I’m leaning towards four or six for being practical. I love three but I think it will be too short on me and show my belleh. One is similar to what I already have but I love a side zip! I already have a red one, so it would be silly to get a new one when I don’t wear my current one that much to start with but I can still appreciate it’s beauty.
What’s your favourite?