The love story between Glossybox and I isn’t going well, is it?
Last month, I set my Glossybox on fire. This month, well, one of the products was smashed to the point of not being able to even try it. How sad does this look? WOEEEE.
Luckily, my housemate is also subscribed the Glossybox, so the first item here is what was in my housemates box, not mine. She got everything the same as me, apart from these two items.
LET US GO FORTH AND CONQUER THEN.
Angele Paris Red Nail Lacquer
My housemate was like ‘what a shit thing to put in a box‘. I was kind of glad this was hers and not mine to be honest, because I feel like I’ve had a million red nail varnishes from Glossybox.
It could be worse, I guess – it could be some hand cream. Or the first chapter of a book. Yes, I’m looking at you, Birchbox.
Unani Dermo Defense Face Mask
This is a herbal-based mask will care for your skin and to keep it protected. It’s a great way to keep your skin soft and nourished over winter.
Glossybox Eyeshadow in Glossy Mauve
I’m never sure what I think about the Glossybox products in the boxes. I know I’m being a bit harsh this month – maybe because ONE OF MY PRODUCTS WAS SMASHED – but I see Glossybox as a way to find new brands, so I’m never to chuffed to see a Glossybox product which they’ve stuck a random RRP to.
Ah well, at least they didn’t send out tattoos with their logo on. Oh wait, they did.
Teeez Cosmetics Coasis Gem Lipstick
This is my favourite item in the box. A lovely coral lippy and we were able to pick the colour ourselves 🙂
The leaflet thing says this is on trend for winter TREND ALERT. But to be honest, I see coral as more of a spring colour?
I retract the TREND ALERT.
Madara Cellular Repair Serum
YES this is exciting to me. I have proper wank skin. LIKE PROPER WANK. I know you know this already so I’ll try not get too ragy about it.
I’m hoping this will help heal the scars left by the spots that I AM STILL GETTING AS A 29 YEAR OLD.
Another box full of 5 full size products, which is wonderful. But one is a lie because it’s a Glossybox branded product. And another is a lie because it was broken.
I leave this post feeling a bit MEH about this. This box is a lie.
But at least I have a murder mystery dinner to attend this afternoon!
What are you up to this weekend?
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