People poo in public places.

Dress: c/o Sammydress Shoes : ASOS Necklace : Amazon  This dress is bloody brlliant. It’s another tartan one, I guess four just are not enough…

tartan dress
Dress: c/o Sammydress
Shoes : ASOS
Necklace : Amazon
sammydress, tartan dress
sammydress, tartan dress
red black white tartan dress
tartan dress
 This dress is bloody brlliant. It’s another tartan one, I guess four just are not enough for me.
I have a funny story. On Saturday I asked Lilly if she would like to come to my secret place with me and then to Morrisons. What I really meant was ‘will you take photos of me and I’ll offer to take you to Morrisons to make the offer tempting’.
She said yes, naturally.
So off we went, we headed towards the river when I saw a man crouched behind the walls (the ones in these photos) with some leafs in his hand. Lilly and I decided to change location, I had no idea what he was doing. My initial thoughts was that he was trying to make cigarettes or something.
It wasn’t until I got home and told Christine about the weird man crouched down holding leafs, and she said ‘He was probably having a poo’. Then it all slotted into place.
In other news, I was driving to work at 5:30am and saw a man in the street having a wee against the wall.
I love England.


  1. I don’t know how people can poo anywhere other then their own house, but in his defence he could have had a really bad belly or something xx

  2. That dress is so cute Corinne. Or Bloody brilliant like you said. I love me some Plaid. I really like the pattern mixing on this dress. Cute booties to pair it with, too.

  3. VERY pretty dress indeed! It’s suddenly dawned on me that I have NO tartan dresses in my wardrobe – it’s a crime! I’ll have to sort that out! Also, when I saw this blog post title I almost spat out my brew for laughing haha! Some people just have no shame do they!

    Sarah 🙂
    Saloca in Wonderland

  4. Funny story!! haha. You look like a princess!
    I’M from Brazil and i’m already follow your beautiful blog!

  5. When I saw the title of this post I was left thinking this is a deviation from the norm. The tartan dress is lovely you can never have to many. People do some strange things don’t they. Who poops behind a tree? Hope your having a nice weekend Lucy

  6. I would have been the sixth commenter but nature called and I had to stop to take a poo. As one gets older it gets harder to resist nature’s call. At least the leaves are easily biodegradable. The man taking the poo in the park is lucky Lilly ley him have his relative privacy rather than making him a star. At least the location looks like a nice one to be weird in. The taking a wee against a wall is gross as pee on walls stains and smells. Men can be disgusting pigs. They should be more considerate and neat about where they pee. Putting the calls of nature aside, the locale for your outfit photoshoot looked lovely. You and your outfit looked lovely too. Are those pretty lace sleeves a part of your tartan Sammydress? I love the lace, the look of your dress and your long pretty hair.

  7. Gross story, I guess I take advantage of the fact I have access to facilities…. This is a lovely place for pictures anyway…

  8. Hilariously gross story! Love an outfit shoot with a tale behind it ; ). Super-cute dress, you look fab. Have a lovely weekend x

  9. OMG…..I can’t believe that…maybe he had a diarrhea attack!
    Anyway, I really love your pretty dress!
    Don’t Call Me Fashion Blogger

  10. love your dress!!
    do you want to follow each others ? let me know..

  11. Haha oh my, you never know. I was on a beach once in Seattle it was a deserted part of the beach and way off in the distance this guy stood up and I thought hmm what kind of suit is he wearing it totally matches….OH…yuppers he was naked.

    Allie of ALLIE NYC

  12. hahahah, I thought that kind of things didn´t happen in England. I loved your dress, it is different with the mix of lace and tartan. Kisses:)

  13. I love that you write a piece about your latest pretty dress and then you add a wonderful nugget of info like that! Your blog always makes me smile or laugh, in the best way of course! : ) xx

  14. The title of this post is so eye-catching! Then I was looking at your outfit and wondering about the poo and then OMG! Is there no toilet nearby for this poor man?

  15. Ewh, poo! lol

    Your dress is way fun.

    Thanks for being at Fashion item Friday and for your patience in my condition. ♥

  16. What a Stylish post dear 🙂 I hope you had a great week so far.

    Check out my post…cute easter inspiration 🙂

    Have a great day

    LOVE Maria at inredningsvis – inredning it’s, Swedish for decor 🙂

  17. Such a pretty outfit! Oh my goodness! When you gotta go you gotta go? lol Exit stage left. Thanks for sharing at My Favorite Things Party. Theresa @DearCreatives

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