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Corinne vs Maria

Jacket : ASOS Skirt : I don’t know it’s old. Shoes : ASOS You may notice that Maria (my mannequin) is not in the last…

Jacket : ASOS
Skirt : I don’t know it’s old.
Shoes : ASOS
You may notice that Maria (my mannequin) is not in the last of these pictures. Truth is, we fell out. Hard. I had to take this set of photos three times, as every time I put them on my mac, I was out of focus, and that bitch Maria was in focus. I tried for a second time, then when it happened again I was all ‘fuck you Maria, get out of my life’ and put her in the corner. I even stuck my tongue out at her, blew a raspberry and said ‘so there’, all 4 year old style. 

Turns out, it was just the view in iPhoto, as when I uploaded them to the blog, they were okay. 

I apologised to Maria, then put her back in her rightful place.

Have a nice weekend, everyone!

Corinne x 


  1. This is something different you usually wear( I love your vintage print dresses) but I loved your jacket. Amazing look, Corinne:) Kisses.

  2. hahahahahahaha fuck that bitch Maria! NO one puts Corinne in the corner! *embarrassing Dirty Dancing reference, runs away and hides in shame*

    great top, by the way πŸ™‚ xoxo

  3. Hi Corinne! Lol, poor Maria, I was going to fond of her:) You look pretty, the jacket is really cool! Have a nice weekend dear, hugs! xo

  4. Wow, you really inspire me. I just can’t get enough of you and your blog. It’s pretty amazing here, my dear! πŸ™‚ <3

    Best wishes,

  5. Hahaha :)) leave Maria alone:) she is the focus here!! Love your jacket hon’! Thanks for stopping by my blog:) kisses

  6. Awesome jacket! I like the print on it πŸ™‚ Asos always has a great items. Have a nice day sweetie!

  7. Hi what a cute nice blog honey you have…..My name si Marie I am a Blogger based in italy and I was wandering if we could follow each other GFC bloglovin
    Let me know I will ollow back as always! Love Marie.
    What do you think about my new post?

  8. Totally understandable, considering how Maria is stealing the spotlight in all the pictures with her shirtlessness. Naughty, naughty!


  9. Hahaha. You’re so funny. Poor Maria. πŸ™‚ No worries honey if you have delayed following me. Thanks dear. πŸ™‚ Love the boots.

    XX, IamJenniya

  10. You look so sweet. Thank you for your comment. I follow you back on bloglovin.

    Loves and kisses. Laura

  11. Good thing you two made up – she’s mighty pretty and I bet you would have missed her if you parted ways for good. πŸ™‚

    Great outfit – the colours in that jacket compliment Maria’s elegant skirt really wonderfully. Did you style the shoot that way on purpose?

    Have an awesome weekend,
    ♥ Jessica

  12. I’m here πŸ™‚
    Yeah I didn’t use it anymore :/
    Oh I’m dealing with some shit at the min I’ll be back here in a few days πŸ™‚
    Leila xxxx

  13. such a cute outfit <3 your blog is very lovely and interesting. im glad if you visit my blog, too <3 keep in touch!


  14. You’re so funny, you called your maniqui Maria. hehe. But don’t get mad with ‘her’ you look better than her. πŸ™‚

    Regando mi cactus
    SORTEO: Un par de zapatos Tino González (solo para España peninsular)

  15. I love the jacket!
    hahaha funny side story, by the way. poor Maria….
    ah, fortunately nothing happened after I heard the humming, if the ‘girl’ came out in front of me I would have passed out I think…

  16. Lovely outfit, you look so pretty!
    (¯`·._.·Nymphashion FB·._.·´¯)

  17. Cool outfit!

    It will mean a lot if you have time to check my blog and maybe follow if you like it ?!

    There’s an amazing giveway on the blog, you can join it if you want it !

    Hope to see you soon

    Emily from Pretty Tiny Things

  18. lmao, i was cracking up when i read this post and what you had to say about maria! too funny πŸ™‚ thanks for your comment on my post. i’m following you now, you have such lovely outfits. hope to keep in touch!

    Ginger @ Chic by Night

  19. Ahah!! Bye bye Maria!! πŸ™‚
    Love your jacket!!
    Chic With The Least
    Also on Facebook and on Bloglovin’

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