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SCRATCHY FACE

March 27, 2013 / 64 Comments
Jacket : Topshop
Shirt : Matalan
Jeans : Primark
Shoes : Newlook








ALL OF THIS STUFF IS OLD.

Hi.

I somehow managed to scratch my face in my sleep. I’m like a child, I need some form of motherly figure to cut my nails for me. ‘Come here wittle Corinne, let me cut your nails’, this reminds me, I should call my mother. BRB.

Ok I called her. Found out she did not get what I sent her for mothers day. Weh. 

Anyway, I have a 2 inch very visible scratch on my face. Everyone keeps asking me about it. It was really sad to have to keep telling people that I scratched myself in my sleep. I wanted something more extreme! Then something amazing happened! I was in the managers office on one of the computers and the security manager started saying he needed it, I told to go away because I am more important as I am a real manager and he is just on placement (joking, of course) and started wrestling me, pulling my arms behind my back and making it hard to move, so I started nipping him and trying to bite. (I bite – beware). He tried to pull my hair out. Store manager came in so we all dispersed from the scene and then next time he saw me he asked about my face. I said YOU DID THIS WHEN YOU WERE FIGHTING HIM. Now he feels guilty. I quickly told everybody else to make out that he scratched my face. It is a much more and less embarrassing story than I scratched it in my sleep! HAPPY. GLEE.

I also broke my guitar while trying to tune it =(

I got new strings and then Pete put it on for me and tuned it yayyayay


It’s snowing again today guys! This is sad because I’m working until 10pm and I don’t want to get stuck at work again! It’s in the next city and one time I had to go stay at a friends house because all the roads were blocked. Please send me luck!


SEE YOU SOON, FRIENDS!

G'wan, delve a little further..

1. noun: a female blogger that writes about her own experiences, observations and opinions. 2. verb: to act like a complete idiot or to do something stupid. e.g: She did a Corinne.

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